mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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