Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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