you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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