Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
im on a boat
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