The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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