I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
