It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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