Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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