No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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