dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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