Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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