i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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