I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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