we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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