I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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