Quick, to the slutcave!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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