Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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