totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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