Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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