school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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