it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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