Porn is love you can see.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Barsexuality is the new black.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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