I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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