Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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