god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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