We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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