just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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