Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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