I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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