I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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