Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You were trust falling into bushes
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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