Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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