I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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