your room smells of hookers.
And success
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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