found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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