is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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