Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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