so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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