Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
