I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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