see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He passed out mid-signature
i want to swaddle you in tequila
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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