Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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