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let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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