I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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