Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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