I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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