her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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