Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
tell me about the eggs
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