I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
