just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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