Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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