Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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