What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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