is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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