so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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