Don't you send me to vm
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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